I'm Brian currently living in NYC and I enjoy pizza, coffee, frozen yogurt, dudes, video games, scary movies, Doctor Who, Skins, American Horror Story, The Regular Show, Adventure Time, Pokemon, Paramore, Twenty One Pilots, Ed Sheeran, animals, big sweaters, concerts, cuddling, hats, adventure, holding hands, and art.

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

did-you-kno:

Canada recently opened a new restaurant called ‘Signs.’ The staff is made up almost entirely of deaf servers, and diners are encouraged to use and learn sign language.
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did-you-kno:

Canada recently opened a new restaurant called ‘Signs.’ The staff is made up almost entirely of deaf servers, and diners are encouraged to use and learn sign language.

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sassysinglelady:

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resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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mrrobotico:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

YESSSSS

lilkimbra:

twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau de homosexual

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

(Source: dirtyberd)

frozen-autumn-sky:

What have I done…

hotboysofficial:

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scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

(Source: all-that-drag)

me at friends house

friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house